Quotes, Quotes... ''Quotes''

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.  

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. 

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.  

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. 
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.  

 
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. 

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.